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Jade Mary-Rose.
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I blog things that appeal to me; piercings, tattoos, food, bands, cats, women.
Judge me, I could care less. Be my friend and I'll love you forever. Ask me anything if you want to know more.
Yes, my hair is real. No, it is not a wig.
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blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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sarahkeilman94:

I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

This is actually kinda perfect for outdoor weddings omg

casually reblogging this entire tag lol whoop

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